Everything hurts

treescab:

Doodled in between commissions

treescab:

Doodled in between commissions

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mothwizard:

i dont even ship it nor do i actually feel very strongly about pokeporn but here we are
(psst, check out hi res cuz its a 1059x1083 sized canvas)

mothwizard:

i dont even ship it nor do i actually feel very strongly about pokeporn but here we are

(psst, check out hi res cuz its a 1059x1083 sized canvas)

jovian12:

baku comics

credit to pigfacedlady for ruining my own character

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caprellid:

caprellid:

surprise! the remaining SSB4 newcomers are: all the fucking koopalings

wait wait fuck i take it back

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dickhealth:

I care about earth’s environment. Is my dick biodegradable?

—Anonymous

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Dear Normand Krieg of Crystal, ND,

No. Human dicks are non-biodegradable, and their improper disposal poses a serious ecological threat to our planet’s oceans.

I highly recommend that you speak with your probate lawyer about what to do with your dick after you’ve passed on. Most medical schools are happy to accept donated dicks for use as learning tools. Another option is willing your dick to the Arts—many struggling artists would be glad to “upcycle” your dead dick into beautiful and challenging installation art.

If you feel uncomfortable with passing your dick on to strangers, keep it in the family! Many people choose to have their deceased dicks bronzed or taxidermied, and incorporated into a “family dick tree” mural in their foyer. What better way to assuage the approach of death than to know that future generations of your progeny will gaze upon your old mummified dick as a cherished heirloom?

—Dr. Ricky D. Dickdoctor, MD

roseille:

Mori bunny all done!!! #morigirl #art

roseille:

Mori bunny all done!!! #morigirl #art

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mfw he must be punished

number-one-mollusc-fan:

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idrawboobs:

punk-your-anus:

punk-your-anus:

idrawboobs said: you’re actually Klingon?

well there’s that but i don’t really talk about it because i have an embarrassingly smooth forehead but anyway

what i was gonna say is that, fun fact: tumblr user rickpoopy and i have matching framed picture of nicolas cage as big daddy from kick ass on in our bed rooms.

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in case you didn’t believe me

i did believe, like there’s no freakin reason for anyone to make that up ;0

its a good photo too

Sometimes squirrels do things you would expect them to not do. This is one of those times.

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